Key: G
G
- C
- D
(x2)
Em
Should have known this
C
D
They say that I'm from Mars and
Em
you're from Venus
C
D
But I tried it anyway
G
Em
C
Who am I to think that I can understand your brain
D
That's insane
Em
I guess I love you
C
D
Em
That's the only explanation for what I do
C
D
When you are around
G
Em
C
Girl, I get so crazy when I look into your eyes
D
G
Makes me think that I am gonna take you
C
D
Right down to the station
G
Where I'll buy you
C
D
A one-way ticket out of town
Em
Then I'll send you
G/B
D
A postcard from the farthest place from there
C
D
And I'll sign it "I'm so glad that you ain't here"
G
C
D
And then I'll build you a big old ugly statue
G
Of my new girlfriend
C
D
The one I left you for
Em
Then I'll send it
G/B
D
C.O.D. express mail to your door
C
D
That's exactly what I'll do
C
D
G
As soon as I don't love you anymore
That's for sure
Em
I've got this theory
C
D
That the women of the world
Em
Are out to get me
C
D
And I know of one who tried
G
Em
C
She seemed to think I could be her friend for life
D
Girl, think twice
Em
'cause friends don't kiss me
C
D
Em
And they pay for their own ticket at the movie
C
D
So I hope you brought some cash
G
And you and all your other friends
Em
C
Can do what you want to
D
But girl I think we're through
G
I guess I'll drive you
C
D
Way out in the country
G
Where I'll leave you
C
D
With nothing but your clothes
Em
Then I'll watch you
G/B
D
Get smaller in the mirror as I drive
C
D
And I pray to God that you'll survive
G
So you can see me
C
D
G
On every single station of your TV
C
D
Singing about you
Em
And making money
G/B
D
Just think of all the things I could afford
C
D
Well, I won't spend a nickel on you
C
D
G
'cause I don't think I'll love you anymore
Am
D
You might think that I sound angry
Am
D
(But girls have driven him so crazy)
Am
I won't be held accountable
Em
(He can't be held responsible)
C
D
For what I'm about to do to you
G
I think I'll take you
C
D
Right down to the station
G
Where I'll buy you
C
D
A one-way ticket out of town
Em
Then I'll send you
G/B
D
A postcard from the farthest place from there
C
D
And I'll sign it "I'm so glad that you ain't here"
G
C
D
And then I'll build you a big old ugly statue
G
Of my new girlfriend
C
D
The one I left you for
Em
Then I'll send it
G/B
D
C.O.D. express mail to your door
C
D
That's exactly what I'll do
C
D
As soon as I don't love you
G
I'll drive you
C
D
Way out in the country
G
Where I'll leave you
C
D
With nothing but your clothes
Em
Then I'll watch you
G/B
D
Get smaller in the mirror as I drive
C
D
And I pray to God that you'll survive
G
So you can see me
C
D
G
On every single station of your TV
C
D
Singing about you
Em
And making money
G/B
D
Just think of all the things I could afford
C
D
I won't spend a nickel on you
C
D
G
'cause I don't think I'll love you anymore
C
D
Yeah that's exactly what I'll do
C
D
G
As soon as I don't love you...anymore
G
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