Key: B
Am9
Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else
Am9
That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
Am9
We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour
C7M
G
Then all devour a box of krispy kreme
(pre-chorus)
B7
F#
So if you grow your knowledge tree
B7
hydroponically
Em7
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college
(chorus)
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
(verse 2)
Am7
Instead of writing boring papers
Em7
You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
Am7
Em7
You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics
Am7
C7M
You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
G
You passed your first exam
(pre-chorus)
B7
F#
So if you take your notes and tokes
B7
Of signals made of smoke
Em7
No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college
B7
F#
B7
F#
And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory
B7
Em7
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory?
(chorus)
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Am7
Em7
Am7
B7
(verse 3)
Am7
Em7
Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long
Am7
Em7
His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon
Am7
Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era
C7M
Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze
G
And some random acid tracks by patrick boone
(pre-chorus)
B7
F#
B7
With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria
B7
F#
B7
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
B7
F#
B7
Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20
B7
F#
B7
get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
Em7
I made it through college
(chorus)
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
(repeat chorus until end)