Introduction: C7
G7
C
C+
C6
C+
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
C
C+
C6
C7
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
F
Fm
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
C
G7
It's the plain situation
C
G7
There's no negotiation
C
Am7
Dm7
G7
C
With the fellows at the freaking FCC
C
D
G7
C
C+
C6
C+
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
C
C+
C6
C7
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
F
Fm
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
C
G7
Take a tip, take a lesson
C
G7
You'll never win by messin'
C
Am7
Dm7
G7
C
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
F
Fm
C
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
F
D
D7
G7
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
G
G7
Cause you can't say penis
C
C+
C6
C+
So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
C
C+
C6
C7
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced
F
Fm
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
C
G7
They may just be neurotic
C
G7
Or possibly psychotic
C
Am7
Dm7
G7
C
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!