Key: C
Introduction: C
Am
C
Am
C
If you save yourself for marriage
You're a bore
Am
If you don't save yourself for marriage
You're a horrible person
F
If you won't have a drink
Then you're a prude
Dm
But they'll call you a drunk
G
As soon as you down the first one
C
If you can't lose the weight
Then you're just fat
Am
But if you lose too much
Then you're on crack
F
You're damned if you do
And you're damned if you don't
Dm
So you might as well just do
G
Whatever you want So
C
Make lots of noise
Am
And kiss lots of boys
C
Or kiss lots of girls
Dm
G
If that's something you're into
C
When the straight and narrow
Am
Gets a little too straight
F
Roll up a joint, or don't
C
Just follow your arrow
G
C
C/B
Wherever it points, yeah
Am
C
Follow your arrow
G
C
Am
C
Am
Wherever it points
C
If you don't go to church
Am
If you're the first one
On the front row
Am
You're self-righteous
Son of a-
F
Can't win for losing
You just disappoint 'em
Dm
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em
G
Don't mean you should join 'em
C
Make lots of noise
Am
And kiss lots of boys
C
Or kiss lots of girls
Dm
G
If that's something you're into
C
When the straight and narrow
Am
Gets a little too straight
F
Roll up a joint, or don't
C
Just follow your arrow
G
C
C/B
Wherever it points, yeah
Am
C
Follow your arrow
G
C
Wherever it points
C
Say what you feel
Am
Love who love
C
'Cause you just get
Am
so many trips around the sun
Dm
Yeah, you only
C
Only live once
Am
C
Am
C
Make lots of noise
Am
And kiss lots of boys
C
Or kiss lots of girls
Dm
G
If that's what you're into
C
When the straight and narrow
Am
Gets a little too straight
F
Roll up a joint, I would
C
And follow your arrow
G
C
C/B
Wherever it points, yeah
Am
C
Follow your arrow
G
C
Wherever it points
Am
C
Am
G
C