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D
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Give me lots of money
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E
D
A house upon a hill
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D
E
Send me pretty women
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E
D
Or threaten me And still
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D
E
I'll come up to your house
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E
D
And attempt to fix your sink
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Do a mediocre job
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E
D
As I'm leaving you will think
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D
If you're needing something
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You know that I'll be gone
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D
A
I will not answer when you call
E
D
If you're waiting for me
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Then you'll be waiting long
E
D
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I can't be counted on at all
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D
E
My eye is on the pork
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E
D
The pork is in the pan
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D
E
If something needs a'doing
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D
Well, you know I'm not your man
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D
E
If you're counting on me
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E
D
You know I'll let you down
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D
E
You can't be counting on me
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E
D
'Cause you know I'm just a clown
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D
If you're waiting for me
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Then you'll be waiting long
E
D
A
I will not answer when you call
E
D
If you're needing something
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You know that I'll be gone
E
D
A
I can't be counted on at all
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D
E
Give me lots of money
A
E
D
A house upon a hill
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D
E
Send me pretty women
A
E
D
Or threaten me And still
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D
E
My eye is on the pork
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E
D
The pork is in the pan
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D
E
If something needs a'doing
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E
D
Well, you know I'm not your man
E
D
If you're needing something
A
You know that I'll be gone
E
D
A
I will not answer when you call
E
D
If you're waiting for me
A
Then you'll be waiting long
E
D
A
I can't be counted on at all
E
D
A
I can't be counted on at all
E
D
A
I can't be counted on at all
E
D
A
I can't be counted on at all
E
D
A
I can't be counted on at all
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