Key: D
DB7Em
Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home,A7DA
late night all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh.DB7Em
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone.A7DA
Can I take you out to the pictures, Jo-o-o-oan?DE7
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.A7EmA7D
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed.