Key: E
E
Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paperB7
Sleeps in a hole in the roadD
Saving up to buy some clothesB7
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
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Such a mean old man, such a mean old manE
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she's a go-getterB7
Takes him out to look at the QueenD
Only place that he's ever beenB7
Always shouts out something obscene
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Such a dirty old man, dirty old man