Key: C
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G7
A is for the Apple that he gave to me,
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But I found a worm inside.
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G7
B
is
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before he left my side.
Bridge
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And C,
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see what he did, that?s D,
C
Did it to poor ol? me.
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E
Verse
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G7
G
is
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When he first said hi, H-I.
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G7
J is for the Joker that is Jimmy B.,
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Bb
the man who made me cry, that?s a "C".
Bridge
Bb7
And K,
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Well, you know it?s just not okay
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To kiss and then run away,
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F
Leaving alone without Leaving a letter for Langtree.
Verse
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G7
M is for the misery he left me in,
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Never to return again.
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G7
O what a poor, P, fool I?ve been,
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Bb
Queuing in line for him.
Bridge
Bb7
And R,
Eb
are you the one for me?
C
Yes, Say you?ll come back to me...
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F
Why are you tempted to Tease me? Ohh...
Verse
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Bb
G7
U, why not you, have got to understand,
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Bb
The value of a woman?s heart, V.
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Bb
G7
Why, W not Y, did you think it was fine
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Bb
to X me from the start?
Bridge
Bb7
And Y, yes Y,
Eb
Is the question that?s on my mind.
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Oh why,
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F
Why did you leave me right before reaching our Zenith?
Verse
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Bb
G7
One is the number of men I?ve loved,
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Bb
And two is the times I?ll say it?s you, it?s you!
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Bb
G7
Three is the number of days you?ve been gone,
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Bb
But it feels like four times two.
Outro
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Eight,
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At the hour the sun goes down,
C
I remember life with you around.
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I wish I had nine lives like that one...