Key: F
F
D
G
C
verse 1
C
F
We wish you a Merry Christmas
D
G
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Em
F
We wish you a Merry Christmas
G
C
G
And a Happy New Year
verse 2
C
F
We wish you the best day ever
D
G
And hope all your Christmas endeavors
Em
A
G
Are super-fun, amazing and clever
F
G
C
And that your New Year's rocks too
verse 3
F
Oh, come, tell me what'cha doin'
Dm
G
All my relatives just flew in
Em
F
From Mexico and Jerusalem
G
C
For the holidays
verse 3
F
Both Christmas trees and menorahs
D
C
G
It can be confusing for us
Em
Am
G
When we break into a Chorus
F
Of olé
G
Olé
C
And oy vey
Oy vey
G
I'll give to Agents A through Z
C
Em
Carl, get away from that punch bowl
F
G#
I'm saving that for me
Sorry, sir
C#
F#
We wish you a Perry Christmas
D#
G#
We wish you a Perry Christmas
F
G#
We wish you a Perry Christmas
And a grrrrr
C#
F#
I wish for a calculator
D#
C#
G#
Slash-Hindi-English translator
Fm
A#m
G#
To find a common denominator
F#
G#
C#
In both of my tongues
Verse 8
G#
Good wedgies I'll give
D#
G#
To all of you nerds
C#
That's how I say "Merry Christmas"
F#
A
I ain't good with words
Verse 9
D
G
I wish you would let me rule you
E
A
In evil I'm going to school you
F#
G
I won't sugarcoat or fool you
A
D
Your New Year's looks grim
verse 10
A#
D#
G#
We wish your every endeavor
F
A#
Makes this the best Christmas ever
G
And we're all so glad that
Cm
A#
G#
A#
B
C#
D#
G#m
D#
We are never mention fiiiiggy pudding