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'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
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You know it will be rocking,
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'Cos it's fucking insane.
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'Cos it's the pick of destiny,
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More precious than a diamond,
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On a platinum chain.
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In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,
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When he was busking he was all of the rage.
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He met Jables and he taught him well;
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All the techniques that were de-veloped in hell.
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Cock pushups and the power slide,
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Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
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They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
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And then they got the pick of destiny.
Am
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'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
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You know it will be rocking,
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'Cos it's fucking insane.
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'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
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Our tasty moves are better,
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Than a chicken Chow Mein.
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'Cos he who is sleezy,
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Is easy to please-y,
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And she who is juicy,
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Must be Loose-y Goose-y,
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And he who is groovy,
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Will be in my movie, so come on;
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The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale,
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The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.
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And thus the Demon said 'ow'!
Am
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'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
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You know it will be rocking,
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'Cos it's fucking insane.
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'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
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You know our Boogie's better,
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Than-a Citizen Kane.
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'Cos he who's a geezer,
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Must live in my freezer,
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And she who is Snarky,
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Is full of malarky,
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And he who is groovy,
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Will be in my movie, so come on;
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'Cos if you're a diva,
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Then go to Geneva,
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And if you're a croney,
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Then suck on my boney,
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And if you are groovy,
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Then get in my movie,
It's called;
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E7
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The pick of des-ti-ny,
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E7
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The pick of des-ti-ny.