Am Kids sat smoking by the cinema doors F Too young to drink, Too old to stay indoors G Complaining about their mum and dads giving them chores AmG It?s a hard old fucking life Am A man on the telly leaves a comical pause F Telling some jokes about mother in laws G Everybody laughs, Everybody applaudes AmG Everybody apart from his wife F Cause nothing ever changes CG but everything will F Just a little older CG A little less time to kill FC You run your whole life CAm To be standing still AmCAmFG Am Girls taking pictures of themselves online F They stick ?em up on every social media site G To prove themselves they?ve had the time of their lives AmG It?s a sad old fucking world Am Alpha males chase tails round beauty queens F Like Japanese around a karaoke machine G We've all got tattoos but we don?t know what they mean AmG It?s a sad old fucking life F Cause nothing ever changes CG nothing ever will F We spend our whole life running CG But we're standing still F Just a little older CG A little less time to kill F We fly kites out CG In electrical storms F We're burning all our fingers CG Just to keep our hands warm F We've been dying CEAm Since the day we were born