C
F
A long time ago in the Garden of Eden
G7
C
G
Adam met Eve and they did a bit of weedin'
C
F
D
There was nothin' much to eat 'cepting vegetables and porridge
G7
Till this puddin' dropped off the forbidden tree of knowledge.
G#
G
Since that time in all the world's events
Fm
G
G7
The puddin was a pailing in history's back fence.
Cm
How did the pharaohs build the pyramids
G
What did the mummies feed the kids
Cm
G
Cm
How did Moses part the red sea to escape his enemy
Fm
Cm
What did the wise men carry from the east
D7
G7
A puddin' made from frankensence and yeast
C
F
Throughout the sweep of history whenever there's a mystery
D7
G
A secretive society and friendship is allied.
C
Sworn to eat and sworn to fight
F
Sworn to protect with all our might
G
G7
C
F
G
C
G
C
Sworn to Protect the puddin' for the good of all mankind
C#
C
What did Napoleon keep inside his shirt
A#
G
That impressed the emperess Josephine to flirt
C#
C
The mutiny on The Bounty was because
D7
G
Captain Bligh was stingy with the second course
Fm
Cm
And why did Marie-Antoinette say "Let them eat cake"
D
G
She thought she had the puddin' but she'd made a big mistake.
N.C.
Cm
Fm
A mariteime disaster made the Puddin' Owners panic
D7
G
When crossin' the Atlantic on ship they called "Titanic"
Cm
Fm
An iceberg hit the ship gougin' out a great big crater
D7
G7
And carried off the puddin' trapped in nature's 'frigerator
N.C.
Fm
Cm
We were shipwrecked on that very 'berg. Starving on the ice
Fm
Cm
With our evil shipmate Bunkle. Who wasn't very nice
Fm
G
Fm
G
There was nothin' left to eat so he turned on us to munch
Fm
Dm
D7
G
When the puddin' burst right through the ice and kindly offered lunch
C
F
Throughout the sweep of history whenever there's a mystery
D7
G
A secretive society and friendship is allied.
C
Sworn to eat and sworn to fight
F
Sworn to protect with all our might
G7
Sworn to Protect the puddin'.Sworn to Protect the puddin'
G7
C
F
G
C
G
C
Sworn to Protect the puddin' for the good of all mankind