Am Kids sat smoking by the cinema doors F7M Too young to drink, Too old to stay indoors G Complaining about their mum and dads giving them chores AmG It?s a hard old fucking life Am A man on the telly leaves a comical pause F7M Telling some jokes about mother in laws G Everybody laughs, Everybody applaudes AmG Everybody apart from his wife F7M Cause nothing ever changes CG but everything will F7M Just a little older CG A little less time to kill F7MC You run your whole life C7M/EAm To be standing still AmC7M/EAmF7MG Am Girls taking pictures of themselves online F7M They stick ?em up on every social media site G To prove themselves they?ve had the time of their lives AmG It?s a sad old fucking world Am Alpha males chase tails round beauty queens F7M Like Japanese around a karaoke machine G We've all got tattoos but we don?t know what they mean AmG It?s a sad old fucking life F7M Cause nothing ever changes CG nothing ever will F7M We spend our whole life running CG But we're standing still F7M Just a little older CG A little less time to kill F7M We fly kites out CG In electrical storms F7M We're burning all our fingers CG Just to keep our hands warm F7M We've been dying CEAm7 Since the day we were born