Tono: C
C
I bought no gifts this year
Am
And I slept with your sister
F
C
G
I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her
C
But with the year we had last
Am
And the dress that she wore
F
I just went along for the ride
C
G
And I came back for more
Am
G
C
And I'm sorry, baby
(That's all okay honey cause see)
C
I bought no tree this year
Am
And I slept with your brother
F
I wrecked your Daddy's car
C
G
And went down on your Mother
C
I set your record collection on fire
Am
And said I never knew
F
Felt kind of bad about that
C
G
And I know you did too
F
G
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
C
Am
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
G
Even though we were bad
F
G
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
Am
F
C
And spend this Christmas together
C
I married you last year
Am
Bet you thought I was sober, right'
F
But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake you see
C
G
This could all have been over
C
Am
Ah honey please don't excuse your behaviour
F
Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will
C
G
It's now all in my favour
F
G
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
C
Am
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
G
Even though we were bad
F
G
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
Am
F
C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
Am
F
C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
Am
F
C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
Am
F
C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
Am
C
Holding on without any reason
Am
Cause something's strong (something's strong)
C
This holiday season (this holiday season)
F
G
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
C
Am
And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
G
Even though we were bad
F
G
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
Am
F
C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
Am
F
C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
Am
F
C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
Am
F
C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
(repeat)