Tono: E
Eb
Cm7
Fm7
Bb
Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er do well
Gm7
Cm7
Fm7
Bb
Most mixed up non delinquent on the block
Gm7
C7
Your future's so unclear now
Fm7
Db9
what's left of your career now
Eb
Cm7
Abm6/B
Can't even get a trade in on your smock
Abm6/B
Ab
Eb
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Eb
Cm
Beauty school drop out
Fm7
Bb
no graduation day for you
Eb
Cm
Beauty school drop out
Ab
missed your midterms
Bb
and flunked shampoo
Eb
Well at least you could have
Cm
Fm7
Bb
taken time to wash and clean your clothes up
Gm
Cm
Fm7
After spending all that dough to have the doctor
Bb
fix your nose up
Eb
Cm
Baby get moving
Fm7
Bb
why keep your feeble hopes alive
Eb
Cm
What are you proving?
Ab
Bb
You've got the dream, but not the drive
Eb
Ab
Db9
If you go for your diploma, you could join the steno pool
Eb
Cm
Fm7
Bb
Eb
Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school
E
Dbm
Beauty school drop out
Gbm7
B
hangin' around the corner store
E
Dbm
Beauty school drop out
A
B
it's about time you knew the score
E
Dbm
Well they couldn't teach you anything
Gbm7
B
you think you're such a looker
Abm
Dbm
But no customer would go to you
Gbm
B
unless she was a hooker
E
Dbm
Baby don't sweat it
Gbm7
B
you're not cut out to hold a job
E
Dbm
Better forget it
A
B
who wants their hair done by a slob
E
Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled
A
D9
But still the world is cruel
E
Dbm
Gbm7
B
E
B
Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school
E
Dbm
Baby don't blow it
Gbm7
B7(9)
don't put my good advice to shame
E
Dbm
Baby you know it
A
B
Even Dear Abby'd say the same
E
A
D9
Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly
E
Dbm
Gbm7
B
E
Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky
E
Dbm
Beauty school drop out
E6(9)
go back to high school