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This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
Em
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Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
Em
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D
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
Em
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D
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
Em
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G
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B7
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
Em
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B7
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
Em
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G
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B7
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
Em
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B7
Fuck him , I don't need no Hollywood Jack anyway
Em
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D
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
Em
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D
And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
Em
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Yes, the Rage Kage bubbled with rage
D
He looked at the ground
B7
And he looked on the stage
Em
The lava was throwing
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B7
And boiling inside the old Kage
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G
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B7
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
Em
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B7
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
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B7
He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
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B7
He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore
Em
No one respected him
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They just rejected him
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No one would represent Kage
Em
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Left on the streets of his dreams
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He would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
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Em
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B7
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Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
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They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
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So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain
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To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
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B7
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
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G
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B7
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
Em
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B7
He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
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Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaah!
Em
RAGE KAGE!
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OH RAGE KAGE!
G
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There'd be magic inside that old name
Em
And you know,
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yes you know
G
D
When you're going completely insane
Em
Oh Rage Kage!
C
Oh Rage Kage!
G
D
Oh the lion will roar once again
Em
And you know
C
Yes you know
G
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When you're going completely insane
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B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em
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G
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B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em
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G
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B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em
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G
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B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em
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G
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B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em
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G
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B7
Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
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