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Outside the gates of Cerdes
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Sits the two-pronged unicorn
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Plays at relaxation time
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The rhinestone flugelhorn
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While mermaids lace carnations
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Into wreaths for ailing whales
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Neptune dances hornpipes
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While Salome sheds her veils
Phallus Phil tries peddling
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