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My Amazon six-triggered bride
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Now searching for a place to hide
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Still sees truth quite easily
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Shrouds all else in mystery
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While madmen in top hats and tails
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Impale themselves on six inch nails
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And some Arabian also-ran
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Impersonates a watering can
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And some Arabian oil well
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Impersonates a padded cell
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