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I would be a liar if I pretended I admire
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The red-light windscreen-cleaning empire that you?ve built.
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But my heart is good it?s not a thing of stone and wood
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I?ll give you 50 cents to take away my guilt.
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I give money to folk who just don?t have enough,
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To try to justify the future purchases of stuff
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That I don?t need.
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I know that one less Vodka Cranberry tonight
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Could probably feed some foreign family for a fortnight,
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But I might just have one more.
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After all what is Vodka for
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Apart from making you want to shag your best mate?s wife,
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And drowning out the guilt you feel about your perfect life?
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Fuck the poor, what is all this hoo-ha for?
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There?s only one reason I?ll phone 1800 034 034
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It?s the force behind Teresa and the school that Oprah built,
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I?ll give you 50 bucks to take away my guilt.
Fuck the poor, I?m not pretending any more