Tom: C
G
'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
F
You know it will be rocking,
G
'Cos it's fucking insane.
G
'Cos it's the pick of destiny,
F
More precious than a diamond,
G
On a platinum chain.
G
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,
F
G
When he was busking he was all of the rage.
G
He met Jables and he taught him well;
F
G
All the techniques that were de-veloped in hell.
G
Cock pushups and the power slide,
F
G
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
G
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
F
G
And then they got the pick of destiny.
G
'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
F
You know it will be rocking,
G
'Cos it's fucking insane.
G
'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
F
Our tasty moves are better,
G
Than a chicken Chow Mein.
F
'Cos he who is sleezy,
G
Is easy to please-y,
F
And she who is juicy,
G
Must be Loose-y Goose-y,
F
And he who is groovy,
G
Will be in my movie, so come on;
Dm
The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale,
Am
The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.
c
G
And thus the Demon said 'ow'!
G
'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
F
You know it will be rocking,
G
'Cos it's fucking insane.
G
'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
F
You know our Boogie's better,
G
Than-a Citizen Kane.
F
'Cos he who's a geezer,
G
Must live in my freezer,
F
And she who is Snarky,
G
Is full of malarky,
F
And he who is groovy,
G
Will be in my movie, so come on;
F
'Cos if you're a diva,
G
Then go to Geneva,
F
And if you're a croney,
G
Then suck on my boney,
F
And if you are groovy,
G
Then get in my movie,
It's called;
Am
G
F
E7
Am
The pick of des-ti-ny,
Dm
Am
F
E7
Am
The pick of des-ti-ny.