Stan é uma música do rapper americano Eminem, apresentando vocais da cantora britânica Dido. Lançada em 2000 no álbum The Marshall Mathers LP, a música utiliza samples da música Thank You de Dido. Stan é conhecida por sua narrativa profundamente emocional, descrevendo um fã obsessivo que escreve para Eminem sem receber resposta. O termo stan foi posteriormente adotado na cultura popular para descrever fãs obsessivos de outros artistas.
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My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why
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Got out of bed at all
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The morning rain clouds up my window
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And I can't see at all
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And even if I could it'll all be gray
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But your picture on my wall
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It reminds me that it's not so bad
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It's not so bad
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My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why
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Got out of bed at all
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The morning rain clouds up my window
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And I can't see at all
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And even if I could it'll all be gray
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But your picture on my wall
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It reminds me that it's not so bad
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It's not so bad
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Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin
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I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
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I sent two letters back in Autumn, you must not have got 'em
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There probably was a problem with the post office or somethin'
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Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
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But anyway, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
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My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
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If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her
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I'm a name her Bonnie
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I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
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I had a friend kill himself over some b**** who didn't want him
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I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
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I even got that underground s*** that you did with Skam
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I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
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I like that s*** you did with Rawkus too, that s*** was phat
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Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
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Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
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My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why
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Got out of bed at all
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The morning rain clouds up my window
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And I can't see at all
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And even if I could it'll all be gray
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But your picture on my wall
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It reminds me that it's not so bad
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It's not so bad
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Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance,
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I ain't mad, I think it's just f***** up that you don't answer fans
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If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
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You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Matthew
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That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
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We waited in the blistering cold for you
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For four hours and you just said no
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That's pretty s****y man, you're like his f***ing idol
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He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
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I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
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Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I write you
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You would write back, see I'm just like you in a way
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I never knew my father neither
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He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
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I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
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So when I have a s****y day, I drift away and put em on
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Cause I don't really got s*** else, so that s*** helps when I'm depressed
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I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
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Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
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Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
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See everthing you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
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My girlfriend's jealous, because I talk about you 24/7
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But she don't know you like I know you slim, no one does
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She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
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You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
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Sincerely yours, Stan, p.s.
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We should be together too
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My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why
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Got out of bed at all
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The morning rain clouds up my window
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And I can't see at all
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And even if I could it'll all be gray
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But your picture on my wall
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It reminds me that it's not so bad
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It's not so bad
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Dear Mr I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans
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This'll be the last package I ever send your a**
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It's been six months and still no words
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I don't deserve it
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I know you got my last two letters
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I wrote the addresses on them perfect
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So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
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I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway
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Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
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You know that song by Phil Collins, In the Air of the Night
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About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning
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But didn't, but Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him
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That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning
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Now it's too late, I'm on a 1,000 downers now, I'm drowsy
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And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
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I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off my wall
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I love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it
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You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
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And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
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I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
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See Slim, shut up b****, I'm trying to talk
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Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
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But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
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Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more, then she'll die too
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Well, gotta go, I'm almost under the bridge now
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Oh s***, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this s*** out?