Key: A
A7
D
Cº
A7
Fº
A fine romance with no kisses,
F#m7
Bm7
G
G/F#
A7(13)
A7
A fine romance, my friend, this is;
D
D7M
D7
G
G/F#
Cº
A7
We should be like a couple of hot to - ma - toes
D6
B7
G#m7
F#7
B7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes.
A7
D
Cº
A7
Fº
A fine romance, you won't nestle;
F#m7
Bm7
G
G/F#
A7/6 A7
A fine romance, you won't wrestle.
D
A7
D7
D9
Am7
B7
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!
Em7
Fº
F#m7
B7
Em7
A7
D
I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance.
A7
D
Cº
A7
Fº
A fine romance, my good woman
F#m7
Bm7
G
G/F#
A7(13)
A7
My strong, aged in the wood woman
D6
B7
G#m7
F#7
B7
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
D6
B7
G#m7
Gº
F#7
B7
At least the y flap their fins to express emotion
A7
D
Cº
A7
Fº
A fine romance, with no clinches
F#m7
Bm7
G
G/F#
A7(13)
A7
A fine romance with no hitches
D
A7
D7
D9
Am7
B7
You never give the orchids I send a glance;
Em7
Fº
F#m7
B7
Em7
A7
D
No, you like cactus plants this is a fine romance.