Her green plastic watering can
For her fake chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out It wears her out
It wears her out It wears her out
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do sur - gery
For girls in the eight - ies
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out It wears him out
And it wears him out It we-ear - err - ers
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceil - ing
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out It wears me out
It wears me out It wear - err - ers me out
And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time All the time
mmmm mmmm mmmm
