I went and bought myself a ticket
and I sat down in the very first row
They pulled the curtain then
they turned the spotlight way down low
Little Egypt came out a-struttin'
wearin' nothin' but a button and a bow
She did her triple somersault
and when she hit the ground
She winked at the audience
and then she turned around
She had a picture of a cowboy
tatooed on her spine
Said, Phoenix, Arizona 1949
Yeh, let me tell you people
