It was so nice throwing big parties
Jump into the pool from the balcony
So why'd you have to rain on my parade?
I'm shaking my head. i'm locking the gates
* this is why we can't have
Nice things, darling
Because you break them
I had to take them away
This is why we can't have
Nice things, honey
Did you think i wouldn't hear
All the things you said about me?
This is why we can't have nice things
It was so nice being friends again
There i was, giving you a second chance
But i'm not the only friend you've lost lately
If only you weren't so shady
Hers's a toast to my real friends
They don't care about that he-said-she-said
And here's to my baby
He ain't reading what they call me lately
And here's to my momma
Had to listen to all this drama
And here's to you
'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do
Haha, i can't even say it with a straight face
