"I'm a U.S. Male 'cause I was born"
"In a Mississippi town on a Sunday morn"
"Now Mississippi just happens to occupy a place"
"In the southeastern portion of this here United States"
"Now that's a matter of fact, buddy"
"And you know it well"
"So I just call myself the U.S. Male"
"That's M-A-L-E, son. That's me!"
Now I said all that to say all this
You better not mess with the U.S. Male my friend
The U.S. Male gets mad, he's gonna do you in
You know what's good for yourself son
You better find somebody else son
Don't tamper with the property of the U.S. Male
Through the rain and the heat and the sleet and the snow
