I took her out
it was a Friday night
I wore cologne
to get the feeling right
We started making out
and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the
time she walked away from
me Nobody likes you
when you're twenty-three
And are still more
amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I
should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on
on the drive home
I called her mom
from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks
down on sodomy
And that's about the time
that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when
you're twenty-three
And are still more amused
by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act
my age What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time
she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when
you're twenty-three
And you still act like
you're in Freshman
year What the hell
is wrong with me?
My friends say I
should act my age
What's my age again?
And that's about the
time she broke up with
me No one should take
themselves so seriously
With many years
ahead to fall in
line Why would you
wish that on me?
I never want to act my
age What's my age again?
What's my age again?
