The Queers

Another Girl
Well she says she'll always be true when any guy will do You...

Born To Do Dishes
Dishpans hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts ...

Burger King Queen
Well I was making the scene at my local Burger King And you ...

Granola Head
Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me Or getting all screwed u...

Punk Rock Confidential
VERSE Girls like you make me feel it's OK To write a silly s...

Hi Mom, It's Me!
I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk Because ever...

Drop The Attitude Fucker
WE see you with your ponytail and flannel round your waiste ...

Love Love Love
I'm just a stupid kid and I get my kicks But she left me and...

Tamara Is A Punk
Well I've seen Black Flag and I've seen the Germs And I've j...

Brian Wilson
Ten years in bed, living inside my head While the work-a-day...

The Sun Always Shines Around You
Oh how I wish and hope it's true That you know I'm in love w...

We're a Happy Family
We're a happy family We're a happy family We're a happy fami...

Today I Fell In Love
chorus after chorus ()=you can play it or not. then repeat e...

Surfin Bird
(riff 1) (riff 2) Well, everybody knows that the bird is the...

Sheena Is a Punk Rocker
Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go They're re...

See Ya Later Fuckface
I wasn't looking for trouble But it was looking for me I don...

Kicked Out Of The Webelos
and repeat that for the whole song... yeah... easy... i know...

Rockaway Beach
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum The sun is out and I w...

Ramona
Hey Johnny, hey Dee Dee Little Tom and Joey You know we're c...

Motherfucker
Intro/Verse ...

I Enjoy Being a Boy
I live in a cucumber castle On the banks of a cranberry sea ...

I Didnt Puke
A-7-7--5-5--7-7--8--8--8- (x8) D-5/7-7-7-7--- A-7-7--5-5--7-...

I Can't Give You Anything
You better know what you want You know how little I got I ...

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh I love you Oh oh oh, oh oh oh I love you ...

Do You Wanna Dance?
Do you wanna dance and hold my hand? Tell me baby I'm your l...

Debra Jean
This song is played in standard tuning (E,A,D,G,B,E). ...

Cretin Hop
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' You gotta keep ...

Ben Weasel
This riff is played 4 times. ---7-5-4---4-5-7---7-5-4---4-5-...