Key: A A
A4
D9M/F# E6
D2
Bm7(11)
A7M
A
A4
D9M/F# Her green plastic watering canD9M/F# E6
D2
For her fake chinese rubber plant A
D2
In the fake plastic earthA
A4
D9M/F# That she bought from a rubber manD9M/F# E6
D2
In a town full of rubber plans A
D2
To get rid of itself Bm7(11)
A
It wears her out It wears her out Bm7(11)
A
A4
It wears her out It wears her outA
A4
D9M/F# She lives with a broken manD9M/F# E6
D2
A cracked polystyrene man A
D2
Who just crumbles and burnsA
A4
D9M/F# He used to do sur - geryD9M/F# E6
D2
For girls in the eight - ies A
D2
But gravity always wins Bm7(11)
A
And it wears him out It wears him out Bm7(11)
A4
A
And it wears him out It we-ear - err - ers A
A4
D9M/F# She looks like the real thingD9M/F# E6
D2
She tastes like the real thing A
D2
My fake plastic loveA
A4
D9M/F# But I can't help the feelingD9M/F# E6
D2
I could blow through the ceil - ing A
D2
If I just turn and run Bm7(11)
A
And it wears me out It wears me out Bm7(11)
A
A7M
It wears me out It wear - err - ers me out Bm7(11)
And if I could be who you wanted A
If I could be who you wantedE6
Bm7(11)
A
E6
All the time All the timeBm7(11)
A
E6
Bm7(11)
A
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